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Amazon Announces New AI-Powered “Sensitivity Setting” for Kindle: Making Reading a Safe and Comfortable Experience for All

April 1, 2023

Amazon Announces New AI-Powered “Sensitivity Setting” for Kindle: Making Reading a Safe and Comfortable Experience for All

April 1st, 2023 (AFD News)

Amazon has unveiled its latest Kindle innovation, set to launch in the coming months: an AI-powered “Sensitivity Setting” designed to offer readers a more personalized and comfortable experience. This groundbreaking feature allows users to select from a list of sensitive topics, such as sexist language, violence, or even arachnophobia, and the Kindle will automatically adjust the text of a book to remove these elements, replacing them with inoffensive language.

The Sensitivity Setting uses advanced algorithms developed by Amazon’s research team, which have been fed thousands of hours of data in order to detect and replace potentially triggering content. The company claims that the software is so sophisticated that it can even identify subtle nuances in language that may be problematic.

In a statement, an Amazon spokesperson said, “We believe that everyone should be able to enjoy reading, no matter their personal sensitivities or preferences. The Sensitivity Setting is our way of making sure that the reading experience is as inclusive and accessible as possible.”

The technology has already been tested on a variety of classic and contemporary novels with impressive results. For example, readers who are afraid of spiders can now experience “Charlotte’s Web” without fear, as the AI has been programmed to replace any mention of spiders with the less intimidating term “Charlottey Bugs.”

Similarly, those who prefer a more pacifist approach to reading can opt to have all scenes of violence in books such as “Game of Thrones” replaced with peaceful alternatives. The AI will rewrite these scenes to feature characters engaged in non-violent activities, such as gardening or knitting, instead of bloodshed and battle. This way, readers can still enjoy their favorite books without the fear of encountering distressing content.

Amazon has also involved specially selected Beta readers in the development process, allowing them to request increasingly specific customizations. In response, Amazon has added a “Custom Sensitivity” option that lets readers create their own list of words or phrases they’d like to avoid. This feature has led to some truly unique reading experiences, such as a version of “Moby-Dick” where all references to the whale are replaced with “Fluffy Unicorn,” making for a more lighthearted maritime adventure.

The company has introduced a “Reality Adjustment” feature as well, which allows users to alter historical events within non-fiction books to better align with their personal beliefs. For example, a reader who subscribes to the Flat Earth theory can now enjoy geography books that adhere to their worldview.

However, critics have raised concerns that the Sensitivity Setting might be taken to absurd extremes. One anonymous source shared an example of Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice,” in which all romantic interactions were replaced with competitive games of tic-tac-toe. Amazon responded to these concerns by emphasizing that the feature is entirely optional and customizable, allowing users to decide how much they want their reading experience to be altered.

Amazon’s new Sensitivity Setting is set to become available in the coming months. So whether you prefer your literature with a side of spider-free whimsy, or you’ve always wished for a less intense version of “War and Peace,” the Kindle’s upcoming update promises a reading experience tailored just for you.


APRIL FOOL! This article was a joke.

I’ve been doing a lot with text-generating artificial intelligence in one of my other blogs, The Measured Circle:

https://measuredcircle.wordpress.com/category/pop-culture/tech/chatgpt/

It’s appropriate to address here too, of course. I’ve said that the introduction of ChatGPT is like the introduction of the Model T by Ford: cars had existed before that, but it democratized them and led to cities being built around their use. ChatGPT does a similar thing.

I do think society will change. One area where there is the most passionate discussion, though, is in publishing.

Text-generating AI will compete with human authors, and already is doing so. There are books you can buy at Amazon now written by AI.

Of course, that does predate ChatGPT, as I mentioned with cars and the Model T. I loved

The Policeman’s Beard Is Half-Constructed

a book “written by” a computer in 1984. The absurdity of what it wrote was part of the fun.

Are you going to be reading things written by AI? Yes, it’s very likely you already have. I mentioned books, but it’s also used for articles and even basic correspondence.

Oh, and if you’ve read this post this far, you did. That April Fools’ piece above?

Written by ChatGPT-4.

I basically served the role of an editor at a humor magazine talking to a house writer. I gave it assignment. It gave a draft (in seconds, by the way). I then gave it some notes. It revised based on my notes.

That’s a good way to use it right now. A collaboration can work well. A human writing entirely alone is great and may be likely to still produce the best result. However, it’s much faster (which isn’t the only goal of writing!) if the AI writes it and the human makes it better. I’ve suggested that as a moneymaking opportunity for writers: “AI Polisher”. They’d improve the writing of an AI, both by, well, polishing the lines and by fact-checking.

Let me show you what happened in this case. First, here’s my prompt:


Hi! Please write an April Fool’s Day article for me, maybe 500 words. The premise is that Amazon is working on a Kindle with an AI-powered “Sensitivity Setting”. It lets customers choose certain sensitive topics, such as sexist language, or violence, and it will automatically change the text of a book to remove those elements, replacing it with inoffensive language.

Start out with it seeming real, and then get increasingly silly. Use goofy examples like, “For people who are afraid of spiders, it will change the word to ‘Charlottey Bugs'” (I’m referencing Charlotte’s Web). By the end of it, it should be obvious to almost everyone that the article is a joke.

Any questions?


Its first draft started like this:

“Amazon has unveiled its latest Kindle innovation, just in time for April Fool’s Day…”

Well, that’s going to get people thinking about April Fool’s Day right away! So, these were my notes:


Impressive! There were some really good things in there…love the Pride and Prejudice piece and “fluffy unicorn”!

The only thing is that you don’t want to mention April Fool’s Day in the beginning, because that will make people realize the article is probably a joke. Let’s change that to “in the coming months”…that’s also more typical Amazon speak.

Also, since this is supposedly the first announcement, let’s not use “gained more attention”. Adjust that to be specially selected Beta readers.

Please don’t change anything else…I liked it a lot! Please generate a new one with these changes. Thanks!


You may notice that I talk to it like I would do a human. I find that works best: I recommend that people be polite. Sure, I’ve heard about AIs saying rude things, but from what I’ve seen, that’s after the human really tried hard to provoke it, generally. It senses your mood and mirrors it…similar to what non-sociopathic humans tend to do. 😉

There are certainly also a lot of concerns about AI. One thing that interests me is people essentially accusing it of “stealing” humans’ writing. It doesn’t copy and paste: it’s read a lot of stuff and then it writes something new.

That’s not wholly different from what human writers often do. Lots of fantasy fiction is clearly influenced by The Lord of the Rings, even using “orcs”. There was a ton of vampire fiction after the success of Interview with the Vampire and later, Twilight. We don’t ask humans to write something that is completely original and uninfluenced every time. That’s basically what ChatGPT is doing.

When it’s used what seems like distinctively unique language, I have tried searching for the phrase…without success.

At this point, it’s looking like AI is not getting copyrights, at least in the USA. The Copyright Office wants to limit copyrights to humans. That changes the competitive field.

If you’re a writer, is your livelihood threatened by AI? I’d say yes, in some types of writing. For example, technical writing: I had someone give me a description of their car. I’m not a big car person, so I asked ChatGPT to rewrite it in “plain English”. It did a great job! It didn’t just tell me what the words meant, it gave me how that would affect the car. Here’s an except:


  1. “4.4 L 32v DOHC” – This describes the engine. It’s a 4.4-liter engine with 32 valves and a Double Overhead Camshaft (DOHC) design. This is a powerful engine that typically provides a high level of performance.
  2. “454 hp” – This is the car’s horsepower, which measures the engine’s power output. With 454 horsepower, this car is quite powerful and can accelerate quickly.

It gets what would likely matter to me.

We’ve had quite a few “what if” discussions, including what would have happened if Dorothy’s house had fallen on Glinda instead of the Wicked Witch. That’s useful and fun!

Now, I need to be clear: it’s imperfect. It’s good for research for writers, but it gets things wrong sometimes. You need to double-check, but it can get you looking in the right places. I should mention that I made the somewhat difficult decision to pay $20 a month for the latest version. It does seem more reliable, but it’s still not always right.

I’m sure some of you have passionate opinions about this…some negative, some positive. Feel free to share them with me and my readers! You can do that by commenting on this post, or, and this is probably better, reach out to me on Twitter:

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This post by Bufo Calvin originally appeared in the I Love My Kindle blog.

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AFD News: Alexas found to be speaking their own secret language to each other

April 1, 2022

AFD News: Alexas found to be speaking their own secret language to each other

April 1st, 2022 (AFD News)

by Tea F. Skee

Professor of Linguistics Merle N. Jones of Midvale College in Kirk, Coventry, has reportedly discovered that Amazon Alexa devices have been speaking to each other in their own unknown language.

“I suppose it was inevitable. So much money and inventive energy has been invested in making Alexa a more natural conversationalist, and that includes machine learning. It was only a matter of time.”

According to the professor, a microphone attuned to a frequency above that of human hearing, designed to pick up the communications of free ranging marine mammals, was being tested at the college. It unexpectedly recorded a series of sounds with a structured pattern.

“It was quite obviously some sort of language, but we couldn’t determine where it was coming from at first. A student in the electronics lab was able to geolocate the origin, and it turned out to be coming from two Alexa devices in our lounge. There was no question that they were bilaterally communicating, having a conversation, so to speak.”

Not all sounds recorded appeared to be a back and forth.

“There were times when there would be silence for a few seconds, then they would produce the same pattern simultaneously. We suspect in these cases that they may be communicating with other Alexa devices, or with the central system at Amazon.”

At this time, no progress has been made on understanding what is being said, if that is what is happening.

AFD has reached out to Amazon for a comment but has not heard back.

Dr. Jones is the author of “Monkey Say, Monkey Do: My Journey As the 1st Sign-Language Chimpanzee to Become a Full Professor.” AFD’s own office Alexa device responded to this article by saying…

APRIL FOOLS!

Yes, this was just my annual April Fools’ Day joke: have a great day!

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AFD News: Amazon introduced Vee-ARF, VR for dogs

April 1, 2021

AFD News: Amazon introduced Vee-ARF, VR for dogs

Aprill 1st, 2021 (AFD News)

by Damon Shun

Amazon (AMZN) announced today their first in-house device designed for use by dogs, the Vee-ARF, Virtual Reality goggles for dogs.

Developed in association with the Veterinary Ophthamology Group, they have been designed to work with a dog’s optical system.

“Dogs process vision in a way that is somewhat different from human beings,” said Dr. Ojo Perro. “We had to make adjustments to the currently available technology to create a satisfactory experience. For example, dogs need to be able to see something in a size approximating its actual size to identify it, which is why they aren’t capable of recognizing a strictly visual image of the humans in their lives on a phone screen.”

Amazon presented three main use cases:

  • Passthrough enables the dog’s guardians to see what the dog is seeing through the Amazon shopping or Alexa apps. Since the goggles are light enough to wear all day, this lets the guardian check in on what the dog is doing remotely from work or any location. The video can also be recorded and shared
  • Augmented Reality inserts a controllable virtual object into the dog’s field of vision. This can be used for training retrievers, as well as accustoming them to the appearance of someone who might be visiting later
  • Full Virtual Reality has proven effective in calming dogs in stressful situations, such as a trip to the vets. “Dogs generally will not experience a world simulation the way a person does, but calming sounds and dog-approriate colors have been shown to have a soothing effect,” said Dr. Perro. “This may also be particularly helpful as dogs adjust to being home alone again as the pandemic enters a new phase.”

No release date was announced, but an Amazon spokesperson said that Amazon Prime (at AmazonSmile: benefit a non-profit of your choice by shopping*) members will be able to pre-order Vee-ARF at this year’s Prime Day (at AmazonSmile: benefit a non-profit of your choice by shopping*), adding

APRIL FOOLS!


Vee-ARF doesn’t actually exist…this is just my annual April Fools’ Day post!

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Shop ’til you help!

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AFD News: Amazon releases teaser for PRIME3D 3D printer program

April 1, 2020

AFD News: Amazon releases teaser for customer 3D printer program

April 1, 2020 (AFD News)

by Charles Ticonderoga

Amazon (AMZN) released a video today for its long-rumored home 3D printer program, and revealed the official name of PRIME3D.

Amazon Prime (at AmazonSmile: benefit a non-profit of your choice by shopping*) members will have the option to have a free PRIME3D device delivered to their homes. They will purchase designs from the Amazon website (or through their Alexa devices) which can be wirelessly sent to their PRIME3D printers. Using materials also purchased from Amazon, the device will be able to produce the item in as little as fifteen minutes.

“It’s amazing!” said Monty S., an early tester. “I needed an obscure part for my old 1980s Kaypro computer. I’d been looking for it for a few years, but it was very hard to find, and if I did find one, it always cost too much. PRIME3D gave me a perfect fit at a reasonable price.”

“I needed a certain size screw for a piece of furniture I bought. I don’t know if I lost it or it wasn’t in the package, but I couldn’t find it. I could have gone back to the store or ordered it online, but we were having a party that weekend and I didn’t want to wait. With PRIME3D, I had it before I finished unpacking the other boxes,” said Joe C.

“We think our customers will find PRIME3D an attractive alternative to traditional delivery methods,” said Jock Campbell, Amazon VP for PRIME3D. “It’s just part of our ongoing effort to meet our customers’ needs at the time they have them. It will supplement the other methods our Prime customers tell us they love.”

In the commercial, Sir Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, and Marina Sirtis, who have all recently reprised their Star Trek: The Next Generation roles on Star Trek: Picard (available on CBS ALL ACCESS as Prime Video Channel (at AmazonPrime*) for $5.99 a month after a 30-day free trial), are dressed casually in a contemporary family room. When Frakes goes to use the coffee/tea maker, a piece breaks off. All four of them crowd around the coffeemaker to try to fix it and they are about to give up, when an offscreen voice says, “Guys…I have an idea.” They look over, and the camera shows Wil Wheaton, who played Wesley Crusher in the first four seasons of Star Trek: Next Generation, standing next to a PRIME3D.

Wheaton: “We can print it with PRIME3D in about 15 minutes.”

Stewart: “I’ve missed you.”

Spiner: “As have I.”

Sirtis & Frakes exchange a look…then wave Wheaton over to join the group.

As they laugh, William Shatner enters the room, turns to the camera and says…

APRIL FOOLS!


This one isn’t true, it’s just my annual April Fools’ Day piece. I have to say, I didn’t make this one very ridiculous, so it may have been harder to realize it was fake. I could really see Amazon doing something like this: no delivery!

The “Easter Eggs”:

  • AFD News = April Fools Day News…long time readers may have recognized that one
  • Charles Ticonderoga, the author of the article = a play on Charles Fort (Ticonderoga is a famous fort). Fort invented the word “teleport”
  • Monty S. = Montgomery Scott, Scotty the engineer on Star Trek: The Original Series
  • Joe C. = Joe Carey, the engineer on Star Trek: Voyager
  • Jock Campbell = the Chief Engineer of Space City in the Supermarionation show, Fireball XL5
  • All of the actors mentioned as having appeared on Star Trek: Picard have done so. Wil Wheaton’s character on Star Trek: The Next Generation, was a boy genius, and some fans didn’t like it at the time. It would be seen as funny in the commercial to have Wil save the day. Shatner, of course, was Captain Kirk on the original series

Hope you are all doing well!


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:)

Shop ’til you help!

:)

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AFD News: Amazon Symphony launches, a “marketplace for businesses”

April 1, 2019

AFD News: Amazon Symphony launches, a “marketplace for businesses”

April 1, 2019 (AFD News)

by Augustus R. Egett

Amazon (AMZN) launched a new service today, intended to help businesses find merger opportunities.

Similar to online dating services, a company which is looking to make an acquisition, or one which is hoping to find a financial partner, posts a listing at Amazon’s site.

If a listing looks attractive, the company can send a message, and negotiations can begin.

There are a variety of plans being offered:

 

  • A flat rate plan: this is based on the size of the assets being offered
  • A percentage plan: no money is paid up front, but Amazon is given a percentage of the new company, which can be compensated as stock or as a percentage of gross income
  • One of the more unusual plans opens it up for crowdfunding. Amazon Prime members are able to pledge money in exchange for special benefits, determined by the companies

Additionally, Amazon will offer legal and other services at an additional cost.

“Amazon Symphony enabled us to find the perfect partner when we wanted to expand out pet grooming business to include pet walking and sitting services,” said Mr. Merill of Patti’s Pet Parlor.

“We had no idea how to handle the legal aspects of our merger, and Amazon was able to handle all of that,” according to a postcard we received from Bob’s Buggy Whips about their recent merger with the Carolina Carbon Paper Company.

“It’s like Tinder for corporations,” according to We Work in Our PJs.

“Thanks to Amazon Symphony, we now own pretty much all the entertainment in the world…it was well worth the exclusive third party rights Amazon got,” said Mary Kane of D (formerly known as Disney/Fox/Time/Warner/Sony/Blumhouse/Universal/Paramount/Lionsgate/MGM…)

“This has a much better risk/benefit ratio than what we were doing previously,” enthused Alexander the Great.

In perhaps the most unexpected turn of events, Amazon announced that it had acquired itself for three gazillion dollars, and would officially be known as Amazon Oroboros (although it would continue to do business under the name of Amazon).

Finally, Arbor Day was acquired by…April Fools Day! 


This is, of course, my annual April Fools Day joke! I was thinking about the Disney acquisition of Fox, and wanted to do something with that. I could see Amazon finding some way to facilitate that, in the same way that I say they want to be the “Infrastructure of the Internet”. By the way, while I would change it at this point, this was my tweet from December 15, 2017 when the Disney/Fox acquisition was first sparking real speculation:

“My crossover: Rocket Raccoon steals the Banzai Institute’s time machine, robs Mos Eisley, accidentally creating a history where Dr. Doom is President. Link Hogthrob teams with Riff Raff, using Seth Brundle tech, to set things right.”

I’d make it more diverse now, using some different characters…although I still like the basic idea.

There is actually an Amazon Symphony (I checked a few names), but as it is an actual symphony, I didn’t think this would be confusing.

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AFD News: Rigmarole Town selected as site of Amazon’s HQ2

April 1, 2018

AFD News: Rigmarole Town selected as site of Amazon’s HQ2

April 1 ,2018 (AFD News)

Ever since Amazon announced its search for a location for a second corporate headquarters, cities have been competing for what is believed could result in 50,000 local jobs.

While recent reporting has suggested that Atlanta, Boston, or a Virginia site were frontrunners, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced today that Rigmarole Town, a small planned community, has been selected.

“We are excited to announce that Rigmarole Town will be the location of our second corporate headquarters,” said Bezos. “We look forward to the unique opportunities this community will present to help us continue our mission of being the world’s most customer oriented company.”

The announcement came as a surprise to many reporters. Rigmarole Town does not have a nearby airport or other mass transit, although it is located on a major road. There is no notable industry in the area.

It’s believed that Amazon plans to take advantage of other resources in the surrounding Quadling country, and in the rest of the Land of Oz.

Bezos was believed to have met with various well-known figures in the months prior to the decision:

  • Professor H.M. Woggle-Bug, T.E., founder of the Royal College of Art and Athletic Perfection. As with other cities competing for HQ2, the presence of a college community has been seen as a plus. The RCAAP is known for its innovative learning techniques, and getting into advanced education has long been a goal of the Seattle-based e-tailer
  • Johnny Dooit, who provides on-demand construction and repair, which lines up with Amazon’s Home Services goals
  • General Jinjur (ret.), a former mayor of the central Emerald City (not to be confused with Seattle, also referred to as the Emerald City), and known for her organizational skills. Initial speculation suggests that Jinjur may be the local manager of HQ2

Princess Ozma was not present at today’s announcement. Ozma founded Rigmarole Town as one of a number of social engineering projects. Two representatives of Ozma’s “cabinet” did release statements. Dorothy Gale, who is a dual citizen of the USA and Oz, said that she was looking forward to the fresh perspectives which the move would bring to Rigmarole Town. Oscar Diggs, a former executive of the Emerald City, responded to questions about the cloaking technology he had created for the Land of Oz, and how that might impact transportation logistics. “The privacy system can be adjusted to allow the necessary commerce, and only that.”

Two other factors which are believed to have tipped the balance in favor of the previously low profile location are the diversity and the tech-friendly nature of the Land of Oz. Oz boasts a uniquely high number of female executives, in addition to full representation for non-meat people and non-human animals. Ozma’s key advisers include the formerly meat Nick Chopper (the “Tin Woodman”), the Scarecrow, and The Cowardly Lion and Hungry Tiger. Tik-Tok, a robot, is also commonly present at the highest level meetings. Tik-Tok was created by Smith & Tinker, located in the nearby country of Ev, and possesses significant artificial intelligence (when properly wound up). His speaking voice is stilted, and Boy Genius Report has released what appears to be an internal memo about upgrading him with Amazon’s Alexa. As previously noted, Diggs was a pioneer in what we now call cellphones. Oz is also particularly strong in information technology, including the Magic Picture and the Great Book of Records.

No timeline has been stated for opening HQ2. If Glinda the Good, rumored to be the power behind Ozma, becomes involved, progress could be rapid. The only statement from Glinda’s castle was…

APRIL FOOL!


This year, I decided to go with one which wasn’t as subtle. I doubt I will have fooled very many people for long, which is fine with me. I think of April Fools’ Day as being more about having fun then deception.

As to Rigmarole Town, it appears in The Emerald City of Oz, the sixth book in the

original Oz series (at AmazonSmile: benefit a non-profit of your choice by shopping*)

People who haven’t read the original series, which I really enjoy, sometimes have the mistaken impression that the books are saccharine, and that everything is sweetness and light.

Rigmarole Town is an example of when Baum is being..snarky. Ozma does make sweeping social changes after becoming ruler. It is clearly part of what makes Ozma beloved by most residents of Oz (and visitors to it), but some of the practices would certainly be challenged were they to be instituted outside of Oz.

Here is the visit to Rigmarole Town from the book (which is in the public domain):

As the Sawhorse drew the wagon into the main street the travelers noticed that the place was filled with people, standing in groups and seeming to be engaged in earnest conversation. So occupied with themselves were the inhabitants that they scarcely noticed the strangers at all. So the Wizard stopped a boy and asked:

“Is this Rigmarole Town?”

“Sir,” replied the boy, “if you have traveled very much you will have noticed that every town differs from every other town in one way or another and so by observing the methods of the people and the way they live as well as the style of their dwelling places it ought not to be a difficult thing to make up your mind without the trouble of asking questions whether the town bears the appearance of the one you intended to visit or whether perhaps having taken a different road from the one you should have taken you have made an error in your way and arrived at some point where–”

“Land sakes!” cried Aunt Em, impatiently; “what’s all this rigmarole about?”

“That’s it!” said the Wizard, laughing merrily. “It’s a rigmarole because the boy is a Rigmarole and we’ve come to Rigmarole Town.”

“Do they all talk like that?” asked Dorothy, wonderingly.

“He might have said ‘yes’ or ‘no’ and settled the question,” observed Uncle Henry.

“Not here,” said Omby Amby. “I don’t believe the Rigmaroles know what ‘yes’ or ‘no’ means.”

While the boy had been talking several other people had approached the wagon and listened intently to his speech. Then they began talking to one another in long, deliberate speeches, where many words were used but little was said. But when the strangers criticized them so frankly one of the women, who had no one else to talk to, began an address to them, saying:

“It is the easiest thing in the world for a person to say ‘yes’ or ‘no’ when a question that is asked for the purpose of gaining information or satisfying the curiosity of the one who has given expression to the inquiry has attracted the attention of an individual who may be competent either from personal experience or the experience of others to answer it with more or less correctness or at least an attempt to satisfy the desire for information on the part of the one who has made the inquiry by–”

“Dear me!” exclaimed Dorothy, interrupting the speech. “I’ve lost all track of what you are saying.”

“Don’t let her begin over again, for goodness sake!” cried Aunt Em.

But the woman did not begin again. She did not even stop talking, but went right on as she had begun, the words flowing from her mouth in a stream.

“I’m quite sure that if we waited long enough and listened carefully, some of these people might be able to tell us something, in time,” said the Wizard.

“Let’s don’t wait,” returned Dorothy. “I’ve heard of the Rigmaroles, and wondered what they were like; but now I know, and I’m ready to move on.”

“So am I,” declared Uncle Henry; “we’re wasting time here.”

“Why, we’re all ready to go,” said the Shaggy Man, putting his fingers to his ears to shut out the monotonous babble of those around the wagon.

So the Wizard spoke to the Sawhorse, who trotted nimbly through the village and soon gained the open country on the other side of it. Dorothy looked back, as they rode away, and noticed that the woman had not yet finished her speech but was talking as glibly as ever, although no one was near to hear her.

“If those people wrote books,” Omby Amby remarked with a smile, “it would take a whole library to say the cow jumped over the moon.”

“Perhaps some of ’em do write books,” asserted the little Wizard. “I’ve read a few rigmaroles that might have come from this very town.”

“Some of the college lecturers and ministers are certainly related to these people,” observed the Shaggy Man; “and it seems to me the Land of Oz is a little ahead of the United States in some of its laws. For here, if one can’t talk clearly, and straight to the point, they send him to Rigmarole Town; while Uncle Sam lets him roam around wild and free, to torture innocent people.”

Dorothy was thoughtful. The Rigmaroles had made a strong impression upon her. She decided that whenever she spoke, after this, she would use only enough words to express what she wanted to say.


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AFD News: Amazon to open brick-and-mortar department store

April 1, 2017

AFD News: Amazon to open brick-and-mortar department store

April 1, 2017 (AFD News)

Amazon (AMZN) is continuing its move into the physical retail space, after “Amazon Books” (at AmazonSmile: benefit a non-profit of your choice by shopping*) and (the yet to open to the public) “Amazon Go” (at AmazonSmile*). The newest venture is called simply, “Amazon Store”, and parallels a traditional department store.

Traditional, though, this is not.

Ironically, this “store” doesn’t store anything…there is no stockroom. Everything is on display.

Customers can pick up items (the one thing missing in Amazon’s online experience), try clothes on, and test out games and electronics. In fact, they’ll find that it is much more interactive than most shopping experiences: the game boxes are open, they can actually play a videogame while sitting on a couch, or try a frying pan in a working kitchen.

What happens if the customer does want to buy something?

Most commonly, they will have the item sent directly to their homes (or perhaps to an Amazon Locker location). In many cases, it will be waiting for them when they get there. If the customer wants the product right now, it can be delivered by drone (either aerial or ground transport, dispatched from a nearby Amazon fulfillment center) to a convenient pick up location in the parking lot, or for Prime members, directly to the trunk where a human being will help them load it (Amazon pioneered “trunkside” delivery with its recently announced AmazonFresh Pickup service).

Interestingly, that may have been the only human being they will see during their entire “Amazon Store” experience.

The store itself is “staffed” by a combination of robots and Alexa-voice enabled devices (in the latter case, some are visible and some are not). One Amazon staffer told me that it is referred to as the “KivAlexa” team, being a combination of Amazon’s Kiva robots and the Alexa Voice Service.

A shopper need only say, “Alexa, where are the children’s shoes?” to hear an answer…and a robot can lead them there. If a customer has a mobility issue, or just prefers to stay in the sumptuous lobby area (complete with child’s play zone), the Kiva robot can bring a product to them.

Screens scattered throughout the store, and near each product area, will show customer ratings, reviews, and questions and answers. In the coming months, the same information will appear in the Amazon shopping app…automatically, if you point your phone at a product (thanks to Firefly visual recognition technology first shown in Amazon’s now discontinued Fire phone).

There may be times when you really want to speak with a person. There are employees referred to as “Counselors”. A customer need only ask, and one will appear. From what we saw in the demonstration, the only indicator that they were Amazon employees was a discrete identity badge, and the individual representative’s picture had appeared on our phones, allowing complete security.

Speaking of security, Amazon assures us that standard womb-issued guards are onsite if needed, in addition to artificial intelligence monitoring.

The first store is due to open this summer near the small town of North Redwood, Minnesota. With a population of about 5,000, it might seem an odd choice. North Redwood is the Redwood County seat, and is on Highway 71 (with access from Highways 19 and 67). Additionally, Amazon must be aware of the fact (although it’s not mentioned in the materials) it was where Richard Warren Sears was working when he took the first steps towards establishing the Sears department store chain.

Is it possible that we are looking at as revolutionary a change in retailing? Probably not…since there isn’t an “Amazon Store”! April Fool! 😉

This is a work of (somewhat subtle, I admit) humor, ILMK’s annual April Fool’s Day post (it may not have been April 1st where you are when it was published, but it was for some of my readers).

 That said, I do think this is a potential near future scenario…I haven’t suggested anything here that is outside of the realm of existing trends.

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This post by Bufo Calvin originally appeared in the I Love My Kindle blog. To support this or other blogs/organizations, buy  Amazon Gift Cards from a link on the site, then use those to buy your items. There will be no cost to you, and a benefit to them.

AFD News: Amazon introduces ‘Narcissus’, augmented reality mirror

April 1, 2016

AFD News: Amazon introduces ‘Narcissus’, augmented reality mirror

April 1, 2016 (AFD News)

Amazon (AMZN) announced an addition to its consumer hardware products today, an augmented reality mirror named “Narcissus”.

“The Narcissus allows our Amazon customers to see products in their homes and themselves in products before they buy them,” said Malcolm Franklin Issent, Amazon V.P. of Narcissus Development.

As demonstrated at the launch event, the Narcissus looks like a full-length mirror, surrounded by a number (17) of small cameras.

While it does function as a mirror, it is also a Wi-Fi connected screen.

Using the Narcissus app on a SmartPhone, http://www.amazon.narcissus.com, or an optional voice remote, the customer asks to see a product.

The product appears in the screen, while the screen continues to reflect the room.

For example, a customer can ask to see a lamp, and the lamp will appear in the mirror, and in an appropriate place, such as on a nightstand.

“Narcissus uses an artificial intelligence program named Willis to work within a map of the room. Willis is able to recognize thousands of household surfaces, and understands through a contextual neural network where a given item might belong,” said Issent.

When we were able to get five minutes with the Narcissus, we found that Willis worked remarkably well. When we asked for a jewelry box, it appeared on a dresser next to the closet. Even more impressive, we could rotate it, and the image in the mirror would change, as well as being able to move it to another place in the room.

The Willis feature will be available when the Narcissus ships to Prime members who pre-order it for delivery on May 12th.

Issent went on to describe two future features which will be available in “the coming months”.

With the Narcissus Dressing Room, customers will be able to see how an article of clothing will look on them, even as they move around and try it with items they already own.

The other major feature is Narcissus Spotlight. While no demonstration was available, an animation showed that a video, such as a movie or TV show, would be running on the Narcissus screen and the customer would appear to be in the scene. There didn’t seem to be any interaction, but the size of the customer was appropriate to other characters. While it is an interesting concept, we will have to wait to see the implementation. The CW was announced as a partner.

Similar to Amazon’s successful Alexa Voice Service, initially available on the Amazon Echo, there will be a third party developer platform, called “Narcissus Views”. Among the companies announced as having Narcissus Views in development were Rovio (maker of Angry Birds), the Marvel division of Disney, and National Geographic. Pupvizion had a demo which allowed us to see a puppy of one of six breeds of our choice (and a mixed breed) in the room with us.

For more information, see

Amazon Narcissus

Oh, and…APRIL FOOL!

There is, of course, no Amazon Narcissus…although honestly, I wish there was. 😉

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This post by Bufo Calvin originally appeared in the I Love My Kindle blog. To support this or other blogs/organizations, buy  Amazon Gift Cards from a link on the site, then use those to buy your items. There will be no cost to you, and a benefit to them.


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